clum

verb

the act of being clumsy

Guy 1: That waiter just dropped his whole tray
Guy 2: Clumming it up something fierce.

by mohiggins January 20, 2009

Clumpy

A term of endearment for one whos feet are grossly disproportional to ones frame. This state can be greatly exaggerated by big boots, marble floors and a gormless look.

"that cleaner is clumpy"

by Leia January 20, 2005

columbine

col·um·bine
n.
Any of various perennial herbs of the genus Aquilegia native to north temperate regions, cultivated for their showy, variously colored flowers that have petals with long hollow spurs. Also called aquilegia.

\Col"um*bine\, a. L. columbinus, fr. columba dove. Of or pertaining to a dove; dovelike; dove-colored. ``Columbine innocency.'' --Bacon.


v. co·lum·bine
v. co·lum·bined, co·lum·bine, co·lum·bines
v. tr.

To destroy completely: Sarah thought she could sing, but I totally columbined her illusion.
To reduce to nonexistence.
To defeat decisively; vanquish.
To nullify or render void; abolish.

2. To destroy the form or peculiar distinctive properties of, so that the specific thing no longer exists; as, to columbine a forest by cutting down the trees. ``To columbine her hymen.'' --B ongLoader420

3. To destroy or eradicate, as a property or attribute of a thing; to make of no effect; to destroy the force, etc., of; as, to columbine an argument, law, rights, goodness, or a school.

"Holy Columbine, Batman, those Nazis sure don't like them Jews."

"Dude, I would so go columbine on her fine ass."

"There were these 8 gangstas all flailin' at eachother with weapons; it was columbindemonium."

by BongLoader420 October 12, 2004

columbus

Out yonder in Georgia.

Columbus aint in no Ohio. Columbus out yonder in Georgia. I know on a count of my cousin stay out yonder. She work at the bank. She a teller.

by Lakeisha Henderson December 3, 2007

columbian necktie

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.

if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday

by Max October 15, 2003

clumping

the act of your balls clapping against someones ass durring buttsex

I was ridding that bitch bareback and couldent stop clumping

by gavin smith March 27, 2008

clumpus

adv.
meaning to have an extreme amount of awesomeness or kewlness.
:

blairizzle is super clumpus!!

by Kaitizzle August 2, 2008