Cock Call

A Cock Call is the morning equivilent of a booty call, it must happen after 5am and generally is when one or both parties are in between a state of sobriety and intoxication from the previous evening yet still horny and looking looking for some no strings attached sex.

Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.

Dude, had a few too many last night and had to call Becky for a Cock Call at 6am to help me tame the morning wood. She came over and after the cock call made me breakfast and then I took a nap.

by Cdn loVer August 15, 2009

The Cock Muncher

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.

Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.

by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022

Opiate Cock

A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.

"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

cock assist

to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock

My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...

by pdpColonel September 11, 2005

Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

Leb cock

The cock of a Lebanese man that is 6.6 inches when hard and is one of the biggest penises in the world. Many white girls love this type of dick because it’s owner is likely cut and Muslim. Furthermore it has an extremely high volume of cum and it tastes delicious overall, something white Girls want that white guys don’t have.

While she was blowing, he asked her if Leb cock tasted better than Aussie cock

by Xyzabc69 June 23, 2019

cock mohawk

When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.

Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!

by Bsmitty003 February 26, 2008