cock blockward

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

cock assist

to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock

My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...

by pdpColonel September 11, 2005

cock mohawk

When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.

Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!

by Bsmitty003 February 26, 2008

cock hunger

one who hungers for cock, to be hungry for the penis, to feel the need to eat cock

Man gerald you really have a major cock hunger these days.

by Gerald K January 29, 2008

Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

gnats cock

A very tiny measurement.

'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'

'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'

by softmint April 29, 2014

Gabriels cock

Gabriel's 6'-2" cock is known by "Al pa chino" and "Cracken". Girls are always caught riding the Cracken and never get to escape the deadly penis.

Stories have been told since 1864 girls challenge the Cracken. Usaully results in lost of sensation in the vaginal area, rumors have been told the last challenger has dissapeard. So take in considertaion before challenging Gabriels cock.

by T Rex 69 November 29, 2013