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cock mohawk

When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing strip. In some cultures it is considered a popular pubic hairstyle.
Rocco: Dude guess who's gettin a mohawk?
Me: My Dick!
Rocco: Don't you mean your pubes?
Me: No man, think about it, the pubes are my dick's mohawk.
Rocco: Haha... good point. You got me there.
Me: Yea, its a called a cock mohawk!
by Bsmitty003 February 26, 2008
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cock hunger

one who hungers for cock, to be hungry for the penis, to feel the need to eat cock
Man gerald you really have a major cock hunger these days.
by Gerald K January 29, 2008
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cock blockward

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
by kit fistbro November 10, 2010
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Cock Call

A Cock Call is the morning equivilent of a booty call, it must happen after 5am and generally is when one or both parties are in between a state of sobriety and intoxication from the previous evening yet still horny and looking looking for some no strings attached sex.

Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.
Dude, had a few too many last night and had to call Becky for a Cock Call at 6am to help me tame the morning wood. She came over and after the cock call made me breakfast and then I took a nap.
by Cdn loVer August 15, 2009
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Gabriels cock

Gabriel's 6'-2" cock is known by "Al pa chino" and "Cracken". Girls are always caught riding the Cracken and never get to escape the deadly penis.
Stories have been told since 1864 girls challenge the Cracken. Usaully results in lost of sensation in the vaginal area, rumors have been told the last challenger has dissapeard. So take in considertaion before challenging Gabriels cock.
by T Rex 69 November 29, 2013
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The Cock Muncher

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.
Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.
by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022
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cock assist

to assist a friend in kicking game to someone, the opposite of cockblock
My boy JBL came through with the ill COCK ASSIST and hooked me up with that sorority chick...
by pdpColonel September 11, 2005
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