Cheese boi

A boi who is obsessed with the dairy favorite, cheese legend says He’s obese and lives alone 1 like = 1 prayer

Oooh who’s that hottie
It’s just that cheese boi 💦

by Imverysmart69 February 26, 2019

cheese deposit

A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth

Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead

by vipie2000 September 4, 2019

Crap and Cheese

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).

you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.

by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011

Cheese Skin

When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.

Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.

My fingers stink from my cheese skin.

My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Ear cheese

The weird smelly shit that resides in an ear piercing.

Ear cheese smells weird asf.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Pubic Cheese

Pubic Cheese is the dead skin, dandruff, and sometimes pubes that are scraped out of the area that is between the ballsack and inner thigh. Pubic Cheese is most abundant and disgusting when one has not showered in a few days, and becomes noticeable after physical exercise such as running. Pubic Cheese often requires deep scraping/scratching to be successfully removed. It is most often present only in small amounts, but can grow to disturbing amounts under the right conditions. Pubic Cheese is also known as Spunk, Junk, Manspunk, Manjunk, etc.

"I just excavated a whole roll of Pubic Cheese after that run"

"That toilet had Pubic Cheese sprinkled all over it like Parmesan on Spaghetti."

by temporallocus December 14, 2009

cheese elves

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.

Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.

by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021