a person, or persons, who feel compelled to go to clubs, or such places, during hallam nights. The use of the term "gay" is the descriptive term for the satisfaction of hallam nights to these individuals (the enjoyable meaning of gay) and also a reference to the appearance/characteristic of the individual.
"gazzo took us to kingdom the other night, when we found out it was hallam night all he could do was laugh in that ridiculous fashion.”
----he would be a gay chav
----he would be a gay chav
by slightjunky December 9, 2008
Get the gay chavmug. Fools from the UK whose entire self-worth is derived from their favourite football team. They barely care about their own children half the time, if at all, but will become enraged at the idea of a European Super League. A barely legible regional accent, a football scarf, and the latest £150 Nike Air Max bubble trainers that don't last ten minutes is compulsory. Often seen in the safety of herds of its own species shouting Fuck Off You're Going Down at the opposing team, its fans, old ladies in Lidl car parks, or whoever else walks by them in Butlins/Pontins/Benidorm. Pay attention and you'll see the older fatter ones who are too unfit to cause much trouble egging on the younger more impressionable ones to cause it for them by proxy. If they have a garden garden it is likely covered in rubbish and shredded plastic toys that were chewed to bits by pitbulls. They think the 5G phone network is a government psyop and that university is a myth. More recently they have been spotted standing around outside football stadiums looking upset, holding hand-written signs saying things like, 'i luvs me futball i do', 'i luv futty more than me own kids innit', '5G made me do it', 'im a gud dad me like', 'i wont pay child support but i will pay 700 quid for a limited edition pair of trainers', 'me pitbull george best ate 5 of are kids but as long as man u is still in the premiership im appy like', etc etc.
Chav Justice Warriors often vote torie because they don't like immigrants or foreigners, despite the fact at least half of their favourite football team is non-white.
by AliceInUtero May 2, 2021
Get the Chav Justice Warriormug. A chav who thinks that wearing cardigans and listening to the wombats whilst still wearing a sovereign ring allows them to brand themselves as a true indie/aletnative kid.
by luho. February 6, 2009
Get the Indie Chav Kidmug. Holiday destination popular among chavs. Typically refers to anywhere cheap, crowded and with the only real attractions being bars and beaches.
by chavros July 31, 2006
Get the Costa del Chavmug. national chav day is on the 1st september every year. this is the day where most chavs go out and act like they own the place.
by summeroceanwave September 1, 2020
Get the national chav daymug. a person, or persons, who feel compelled to go to clubs, or such places, during halam nights. The use of the term "gay" is the descriptive term for the satisfaction of halam nights to these individuals (the enjoyable meaning of gay) and also a reference to the appearance/characteristic of the individual.
"gazzo took us to kingdom the other night, when we found out it was halam night all he could do was laugh in that ridiculous fashion.”
----he would be a gay chav
----he would be a gay chav
by slightjunky December 9, 2008
Get the gay chavmug. Medley..
Harry Potter: OH LOOK. Its Bee.. Who's she with?
Ron: I think she's with that Diary of hers.
Harry: Oh yeah.. The one who doesnt know he's a chav yet..
Ron: Yeah that one. Thats dude's well G.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Edward Cullen: Dude why are we here.
^^ S'a Chav- Diary..
Ron: I think she's with that Diary of hers.
Harry: Oh yeah.. The one who doesnt know he's a chav yet..
Ron: Yeah that one. Thats dude's well G.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Edward Cullen: Dude why are we here.
^^ S'a Chav- Diary..
by BumbleBuzz May 18, 2010
Get the Chav- Diary.mug.