a chav that is such a rioting wanker that they can only be described as a degenrate wanker chav. the word "cunt" may also follow such an insult
oh looks at them rioting cunts, looting crisps from poundland, arghhh them wanker chavs fuck me right off.
by reece N from rommie August 19, 2011
Get the Wanker chav mug.White middle class people usually found in groups smoking weed and wearing supreme snapbacks who look at you menacingly or laugh at you for no reason . Usually actually a decent intelligent person underneath but only care about getting with fellow pseudo chav (fake london accent) girls.
Popular socially and like to talk about how often they get drunk.
Commonly mistaken for hipsters in Britain for no apparent reason , they ruin skateparks with their bmx's and gang attitudes aswell as snearing at anyone outside of their social group.
Popular socially and like to talk about how often they get drunk.
Commonly mistaken for hipsters in Britain for no apparent reason , they ruin skateparks with their bmx's and gang attitudes aswell as snearing at anyone outside of their social group.
Wannabe Chav 1 : I got so fucking high last night dude .
Wannabe chav 2 : ahahah (rapper style laugh) well I got with Louise Faggot , she was fucking tight.
Wannabe Chav Girl : aaww I woz so fuckin drunk last night and then me and sarah went on a walk an we were pissed and these nerds (continues loudly for 10 minutes).
What other people think of them.
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Wanna go down to the skate park
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : Nah , those hardcore faggots hang around there thinking they are odd future now .
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Fine wanna go to the gig tonight
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : NO , Bass music is probably the main gathering place for the snapback bros .
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : They're just fucking wannabe chavs , worst they can do is call you a virgin and laugh and intimidate you.
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : But i dont wanna go near their sketty female 14 year old blackberry addicted friends
Wannabe chav 2 : ahahah (rapper style laugh) well I got with Louise Faggot , she was fucking tight.
Wannabe Chav Girl : aaww I woz so fuckin drunk last night and then me and sarah went on a walk an we were pissed and these nerds (continues loudly for 10 minutes).
What other people think of them.
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Wanna go down to the skate park
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : Nah , those hardcore faggots hang around there thinking they are odd future now .
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Fine wanna go to the gig tonight
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : NO , Bass music is probably the main gathering place for the snapback bros .
Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : They're just fucking wannabe chavs , worst they can do is call you a virgin and laugh and intimidate you.
Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : But i dont wanna go near their sketty female 14 year old blackberry addicted friends
by LivingInBritainIsShit July 28, 2013
Get the Wannabe Chav mug.A conservative chav, also known as Nashville chav, is a chav variant with blue jeans, any old T-shirt, a pair of tennie shoes, baseball cap, and may or may not 'cross era dress'. Some chavs may pick the 1980s style while others will pick the late 1990s. Jackets can come in variety between leather jacket, from some of the cheapest coats to the more expensive North Face jackets. Fleece is extremely popular fashion for a conservative chav. These Chavs are supposed to deer hunters/fishing/bowhunting in the Midwest US.
- sports branded baseball cap
- fleece
- 3-8 year old T-shirt
- blue jeans or designer cargo pants
- tennie shoes
- puffy side burns and lots of hair
- slightly unshaven
- avoids haircut sometimes.
- no jewelry or maybe a cheap neckless
- non fancy watch (Timex Ironman or Castaway for example)
- pro-capitalist
- not nearly as aggressive as the actual chav culture it is based off of.
- sports branded baseball cap
- fleece
- 3-8 year old T-shirt
- blue jeans or designer cargo pants
- tennie shoes
- puffy side burns and lots of hair
- slightly unshaven
- avoids haircut sometimes.
- no jewelry or maybe a cheap neckless
- non fancy watch (Timex Ironman or Castaway for example)
- pro-capitalist
- not nearly as aggressive as the actual chav culture it is based off of.
Guy 1: What kind of Chav does the Midwestern chav look?
Guy 2: They're all conservatives or liberal-conservatives or some kind of conservative. The John McCain or Michael Steele or Reagon Democrats.
Guy 1: Juez, the conservative chav counter-culture looks weird.
Guy 2: Yep, these people think there is something greater than the latest style like President Bush fashion style.
Guy 1: Whatever. I dig urban cowboys.
Guy 2: They're all conservatives or liberal-conservatives or some kind of conservative. The John McCain or Michael Steele or Reagon Democrats.
Guy 1: Juez, the conservative chav counter-culture looks weird.
Guy 2: Yep, these people think there is something greater than the latest style like President Bush fashion style.
Guy 1: Whatever. I dig urban cowboys.
by Hellads March 8, 2009
Get the Conservative Chav mug.Someone who walks around in Chav gear like tracksuits/baseball caps etc. trying to look and sound like a chav when in fact they're not: They probably get good grades in school and wouldn't or can't harm a fly. They do it to either get attention (so people will look at them and say things like "he's such a chav!"), to try to be different and stand out, or to stop people from making fun of them or beating them up because they think he's hard.
by lolfagfuckface August 25, 2012
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Get the Fat CHAV mug.Basically mostly people 11-24 and a some older people in Llangefni.
What makes a Llangefni Chav a Llangefni Chav ? What to wear. A cap, Under armour/The North Face Cap. If you have no money your dad’s one that’s older then you may do. Gotta wear a T shirt like Nike or Adidas or any decant sports brand t. Or maybe a football shirt. If you are a proper Llangefni lad you will like footy or rugby. So a Wakes rugby shirt may do. Or probably knowing The Pencraig side you will probs wear a Liverpool shirt. With the odd Man Utd and Everton fan around. A popular thing to wear when it’s cold is a North Face Coat. But Unser armour hoodies sound about right but really anything like that will do. Stink/Dirty grey joggers or tracksuit bottoms. Black tracksuit bottoms also sound about right especially Nike or Adidas one. Socks, too be fair no one cares bout them. Then to finish Nike air trainers. Like air max.
To act like a chav. Basically go around Llangefni acting hard. Staring,swearing,shouting and all that. Hang out at the Dingle. Also getting your supper from one of the take away’s and 3 nights a week a simple pot noodle with some Doritos sounds lovely. Watch Llangefni Town fc and act like a football hooligan. ( mostly 17+ but any age can to be fair. Most importantly be sure to hang around Asda and shop lift. Only the elite will get kicked out. Also Home Bargins is a second option if you get kicked from Asda.
What makes a Llangefni Chav a Llangefni Chav ? What to wear. A cap, Under armour/The North Face Cap. If you have no money your dad’s one that’s older then you may do. Gotta wear a T shirt like Nike or Adidas or any decant sports brand t. Or maybe a football shirt. If you are a proper Llangefni lad you will like footy or rugby. So a Wakes rugby shirt may do. Or probably knowing The Pencraig side you will probs wear a Liverpool shirt. With the odd Man Utd and Everton fan around. A popular thing to wear when it’s cold is a North Face Coat. But Unser armour hoodies sound about right but really anything like that will do. Stink/Dirty grey joggers or tracksuit bottoms. Black tracksuit bottoms also sound about right especially Nike or Adidas one. Socks, too be fair no one cares bout them. Then to finish Nike air trainers. Like air max.
To act like a chav. Basically go around Llangefni acting hard. Staring,swearing,shouting and all that. Hang out at the Dingle. Also getting your supper from one of the take away’s and 3 nights a week a simple pot noodle with some Doritos sounds lovely. Watch Llangefni Town fc and act like a football hooligan. ( mostly 17+ but any age can to be fair. Most importantly be sure to hang around Asda and shop lift. Only the elite will get kicked out. Also Home Bargins is a second option if you get kicked from Asda.
by I’m not a Nonce December 13, 2020
Get the Llangefni Chav mug.This is a long and brutal war that has lasted a generation. it all started in the 50's when the great riots in brighton brought about the mod and rocker war, this was a war that many of your parents were a part of, it was between two types of people. the mods, they ride vespas and wear brown jakets, they are very british. the rockers which were influenced by american culturethis include motor bikes and leather jakets, they loved the rock n roll music. this war lasted many years from the early 50's until the late 70's. it was a long and hard fight. after many years victory was in the hands of the rockers. mods were nearly wiped out. by this time rockers had evolved into moshers. peace had been achieved... for a brief moment.
After few years of relative peace until the 90's a new people, spiecies were born.... the chav had taken the country by storm. they originated in chatam, but they spread. first across the southern countys this was a fairly harmless mix until they started spreading north. this spread and spread until the mosher became a minority.
moshers did not start this war it started by chavs no longer accepting the moshers and startin small fights. after years this exploded. this war was some what worse then the mod rocker war because both sides are accociated with big groups, a small group from either side would be 30 people. big fights are common.
After few years of relative peace until the 90's a new people, spiecies were born.... the chav had taken the country by storm. they originated in chatam, but they spread. first across the southern countys this was a fairly harmless mix until they started spreading north. this spread and spread until the mosher became a minority.
moshers did not start this war it started by chavs no longer accepting the moshers and startin small fights. after years this exploded. this war was some what worse then the mod rocker war because both sides are accociated with big groups, a small group from either side would be 30 people. big fights are common.
by laststand111 November 21, 2010
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