captain hook

having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left

by haha134 May 14, 2010

captain planet

To kick another dude in the balls

Aaron: CAPTAIN PLANET!
Bill: What?
*Bill gets his balls busted*

Aaron: You have been educated

by SargeHavoc May 11, 2008

Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.

“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”

by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019

captain's eye

Getting a blowjob and shooting your jiz in the girls eye. ARRRR!!

This bitch was giving me head, I pulled out and gave her a Captain's Eye - ARRRR

by Brad Goodhill January 6, 2008

Captain Planet

Another term for child pornography.
Used as a secret code in the early times.

Oh man you got tons of captain planet in there!

by Ipis Ipissum March 4, 2011

Captain Hook

The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.

Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?

Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic

by CaptainHookHimself October 9, 2011

Captain Howdy

an insult said to a person who is insane; such as one who enjoys pain{derived from the username in the hit film "Dee Snyder's Strangeland"}

Man, that sicko's crazy, he better not go Captain Howdy on us.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003