n/v. a filthy depraved act of erotic dirtyness wherein a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup are used. the antlers are placed on the mans head while he nails the women doggystyle. meanwhile, the woman is drinking syrup out of the stanley cup and sporatically gargalling it to the tune of 'o canada' . the man proceeds to ejaculate in the cup, then they both drink it.
by the mysterious fertilizer February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sex act between three or more males and a female. It can only be performed properly behind a Tim Hortons.
The woman sits in an empty kiddie pool dressed as a lumberjack and the men surround and pour maple syrup over her while removing her clothing using only hockey sticks.
After the woman is nude, the men position themselves such that no less than two penises are in her anus, which is lubricated with maple syrup. The third man forces Canadian bacon down her throat. Any additional men would take turns with the anal sex.
After several sticky minutes of butt loving and "bacon" then men circle the pool and urinate while being fellated.
When the men each about to ejaculate, they take turns dumping their loads in her syrupy anus and then make a line to suck the sweet shit-cum out and pass it to each other mouth to mouth all the way down the line and then to the woman, who gargles it to the tune of the Canadian national anthem then swallows.
If a moose is available it is also fellated by the woman.
The woman sits in an empty kiddie pool dressed as a lumberjack and the men surround and pour maple syrup over her while removing her clothing using only hockey sticks.
After the woman is nude, the men position themselves such that no less than two penises are in her anus, which is lubricated with maple syrup. The third man forces Canadian bacon down her throat. Any additional men would take turns with the anal sex.
After several sticky minutes of butt loving and "bacon" then men circle the pool and urinate while being fellated.
When the men each about to ejaculate, they take turns dumping their loads in her syrupy anus and then make a line to suck the sweet shit-cum out and pass it to each other mouth to mouth all the way down the line and then to the woman, who gargles it to the tune of the Canadian national anthem then swallows.
If a moose is available it is also fellated by the woman.
by CHansen February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A notoriously gruesome sexual act, most commonly performed in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. This involves the male filling every possible oriphis of the woman, including the anus, oral cavity, vagina (or "beaver" if you prefer), and additionally the nasal cavaties and at least one earhole. Obviously, the penis and tongue are not enough to satisfy these requirements in most cases, so foreign objects are used as needed. These objects include, but are not limited to: pencils, pens, glue sticks, moose antlers, pine boughs, dildoes, hockey sticks, vegetables, and assorted trophies. The term "Canada's History" has several recognized origins. One theory is that when the entire population of extremely polite people of Earth migrated to Canada in the year 47 A.D., this was the predominant method of sexual intercourse. The more accepted theory, however, is related to the strange phenomenon associated with "Canada's History": both partners spontaneously begin singing the Canadian National Anthem upon reaching orgasm.
"Canada's History... it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup." - Stephen Colbert
by Monte Valentine February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of using moose antlers as a sex device, with maple syrup as lubrication. Any liquids produced by this process are usually collected in the Stanley Cup.
by Dick Sweat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When two hermaphrodites drink a bottle of maple syrup and take turns jamming a moose antler in each others asses and shitting in each others mouths. After the shit and syrup has had time to mix in their stomach they gag each other with the moose antler and puke the shit syrup mush into the Stanely Cup.
by stevecolbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by JDFIRES42 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sex act involving wearing a moose head, drinking 100% Grade A maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, gargling "he shoots - GOAL!" and gargling the syrup down your bare chest while defecating on ebelskivvers being eaten by Rick Santorum.
by P.S.Udonym February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.