Calvin Koonter

Stinky kid except he’s an adult

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter

by anonymous January 30, 2024

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Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024

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Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

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callin’offscopy

A totally valid reason for not coming to work. Meant to resemble a colonoscopy.

Wes “couldn’t” make it in today. He has an emergency callin’offscopy scheduled.

by Zealotte April 20, 2024

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CalinMercanian

A ultra omega sigma who is funny as hell and is also related to pops from regular show ofen known for the controversial topics and racial slurs said by those people

this is not a joke

CalinMercanian:person1 sa mi sugi toata pula!
person 1:1 shooting the CalinMercanian whit a pistol on cs source
CalinMercanian:person1 SA MI SUGI TOATA PULA CA ITI DESPART BUCILE MICULE NEGRU!

by deltasugebine May 25, 2024

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