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cripple nipple

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.
by Mr Ken December 18, 2009
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brain cripple

by stu,alex&amy October 10, 2006
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criplomatic immunity

The status attained by those who are either permanently or temporarily crippled. Since they are going through a terrible period of their lives, they deserve fringe benefits in their daily lives.

A takeoff on the phrase 'diplomatic immunity'. "Criplomatic immunity" could also be used to describe emissaries of the Crips sent to discuss matters with another gang.
The teacher granted Peter criplomatic immunity and gave him ten extra points on his next test.
by socialist March 28, 2005
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criptard

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard
Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded
by robdogggggg June 7, 2007
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Cripps

To be absolutely useless with all forms of technology, if they touch anything it will go wrong or break.
Also commonly uses the words goat or muppet.
person with cripps gene: the pc has stopped working!
normal person: let me look
person with cripps gene: what the??... how did you do that
normal person: I dont have the cripps gene

Cripps: that person drives like a goat.
by 01010101010101010 February 20, 2009
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school yard crips

a crip gang known for hangin out at da "World on Wheels in south central la. one of there main rivals is da NHC sixty crips
dem school yard crips is bitches. when da 60's went up to world on wheels dey didnt do shit
by southcentralian July 21, 2004
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cripple biscuits

what one may have been eating prior to a poor performance.

Biscuits that, when consumed, reduce someone's prowess (at sport for example) to that of a cripple
"John was playing brilliantly in the first half, now he's shite, he must have been eating cripple biscuits at half time"
by Tom Ashby January 21, 2007
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