bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

by michael foolsley June 2, 2022

tongue bump

It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.

Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!

by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017

Bump them

When one is talking trash about someone or a group of people. Also known as another way of talkin' shit without using profanity; cussing.

Me: Kathy and her girls were snickering and laughing when it looked like you were gonna fall down.

Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!

by CeeZBT September 18, 2016

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.

Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.

by webmayin April 29, 2013

lil bump

lil sniff of some white girl; typically used at tailgates, and before english class.

Yo bro, big test today. Might need a lil bump.

by statik420 December 3, 2017

bucket bump

Hyping up the bucket list.

After I saw that movie, I had a huge bucket bump. Now I'm also going to Australia.

by Jemlala May 2, 2018