Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

Alien Bump

When a person has a large bump on the back side of their head that causes their head to be too large for their body

“Omg look at her alien bump!”

by NathanH04 October 18, 2019

Bump up

When you finally get that pay rise you’ve been waiting for.

Pay increase

Finally got that bump up this year after hassling Steve for 4 years.

by Str8 Rippin July 24, 2021

bumping bums

the act or
bumping your ass with someone.

Hey Jonathan wanna start bumping bums soon.

by Joefromfortnite June 11, 2021

Peruvian bump

When you breakdown meth, draw it up with a syringe and squirt it up your ass to get high!!

They wanted to high so we gave them a Peruvian bump!!

by MothrFuckr June 29, 2021

Dick Bumps

Bumps on the dick.

"She's so hot, she gives me dick bumps." -H "We don't fist bump around here, we dick bump." -J "One dick bump is no good." -R "Make sure your dick bumps are blue." -R

by Joe Byden July 10, 2021

Bumping Udders

To engage in sexual intercourse.

Yo Kaia, everyone knows you and Sean are bumping udders

by BumpingUdders September 1, 2022