Boner Bucks

The defacement of a U.S. dollar bill by adding a "B" to the beginning and a "r" to the end of the word "one" on the back of said bill. This is preferably done with a Sharpie so as to make the defacement that much more prevalent and noticeable.

Once a bill has been converted into a Boner Buck, it can and should only be used in transactions involving strippers and/or ladies of the street (prostitutes). Any other use of said bill is vehemently frowned upon.

Boys get your Boner Bucks ready, we are hitting up Mons Venus tonight! On a side note - you better bring an arsenal of Boner Bucks if you want a Rusty Tromblumpkin.

by JDMGio September 2, 2010

Rusty Steel Boner

When your dick hasn't gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns REALLY hard!!

DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!

by Pspman July 10, 2009

boner safe

Being able to get a boner in front of a hot girl without her or you feeling uncomfortable.

1.
Person 1: "Yo what the fuck man you had a boner in front of that hottie"

Person 2: "Man ain't no thang, we're old friends."

person 1: "Oh alright, you were totally boner safe."

2.

"Adam is always boner safe because everyone thinks he is gay"

by TheRealness December 20, 2008

boner bender

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

by bjergen May 24, 2007

Loner Boner

A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.

Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!

by Draginack September 29, 2008

Boner Jousting

A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.

Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"

by EN May 1, 2006

blunt boner

when you see your weedhead friends getting anxious while you roll a blunt...they are very excited to be smoking a blunt in the near future

Melvin never has a sack...I can see him getting a blunt boner as I am rolling this L up

by Tha Carter VT June 25, 2008