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Utica Boiler

After eating only a chili diet for at least two days, you shit (which will be close to diarrhea) in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once frozen, you insert this condom into the girl's anus where it "boils." In the doggie position, the shit will start seeping out of her anus and drip into her vagina. There you will use this mixture as lubricant while you fuck her from behind.
I just performed the Utica Boiler on this bitch and she fucking loved it.

My dog just Utica Boiled this hairless chihuahua and he almost died.
by Milano Cookie May 3, 2009
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Boilermaker

A sexual position in which two men sit on each other's faces and crap in each other's mouth after anal.
Tony spread his legs over Doug's face preparing to give him the best boilermaker he had ever had, by laying a cable in his mouth.
by Brodie7777 March 27, 2017
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boiling flowers in the wing

An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid
If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"
by bridget February 6, 2004
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boiled hot dog

when you get a prince albert and it splits the rest of the way
Joe got a PA and his cock turned into a boiled hot dog.
by dangggg May 17, 2005
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Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.
I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.
by billy walking August 22, 2006
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Boisson

A man who has a bald head but also has a hot bod.
"Man that guy is such a slaphead, but damn he's got a fit body. What a boisson".
by Carnage82 February 15, 2009
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boilaburst

When you touch something that's very very hot!!!!
you grab something out of the oven without an oven mitt on and you exclaim "Man that's boilaburst"
by lynnerz February 15, 2009
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