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Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival
by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018
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Dried Basil

It’s the lowest form of comedy
by Fresh Basil May 19, 2019
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Dana Bashing

To ask incredibly pointed, GOP-based, questions of a candidate, then to interrupt them before their substantive answer can be heard in a public debate.
During the last CNN debate, Sen. Warren was repeatedly Dana Bashed, especially when the answers were so effective. Dana Bashing must be CNN’s news protocol.
by Pastor Agnostic August 1, 2019
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National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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Cooper Basile

Hot dude, good friend and gets the bitches on a friday night. And he will get the laidies and the hoes.
by Mr.Doggie May 24, 2021
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The Basic Bitch Manifesto

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.
by lizzzardking November 21, 2021
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acil basil

Yoyo i'm acil basil want ta come to ma weddin and w=see me marry some basil
by LIZbiz522 January 24, 2022
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