boner the stoner 

a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)

A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.

boner the stoner by basement guy February 24, 2011

boner-killer 

An individual who can actually reverse an erection. Someone sexually unattractive.

See also hard off

Oprah Winfrey is a boner-killer

boner-killer by robin graves February 21, 2004

Boner Factor 

A certain factor a person/object has that makes a man get an erection.

Dead bodies hit the boner factor for necrophiliacs...

Boner Factor by MetalheadRosie666 April 24, 2008

boner-biting-bitchface

used when refering to your date that used her teeth

Jake: So, how was your date with jackie?
Devin: it was good till i got her to suck it and she used her teeth.
Jake: That boner-biting-bitchface

boner-biting-bitchface by eternalflame October 19, 2008

boner bonus 

(n.) A boner bonus is any normal, everyday situation that will allow you to do something that will result in a definite erection.

Jake: "Dude, my parents are leaving tonight and I'm gonna be home all alone."

Anthony: "Wow, man, you're such a loner."

Jake: "I'm just gonna watch porn all night."

Anthony: "Boner bonus!"

boner bonus by Námore March 28, 2011

boner genocide 

the act of being so repulsed the thought or ability of getting a boner is impossible.

When two ton Tammy, Tina the talking tummy and her friends started puking and the stench filled the room, boner genocide was had by all.

boner genocide by Rev. Reid December 7, 2012

boner hug 

When one flips his boner up into his waistband so that it hugs your belly button.
(As Made Famous By Superbad)

Billy suddenly heard his sister coming in the room so he gave himself a boner hug.

boner hug by Foltzy September 10, 2007