Brazilian Long Boat

the shit that feels like it will never end and breaks into long stick of it in the toilet usually following eating lots of tamales or salsa and chips

"Damn, that Brazilian Long Boat was probably this fucking long," Eric spouted and showed with his hands.

by Colin Rodrigo May 18, 2011

Sail boat gay

When you are only able to exhibit your gay behavior while on a sail boat. Phrase coined on New Adventures of Old Christine.

My chiropractor can't be gay on dry land. Because of people like you he has to be sail boat gay!

by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008

rowing boat

A slow motion version of a motorboat.

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."

by DrJonas March 4, 2010

Road Boat

The action of motor boating ones ass cheeks. Also known as the reverse motorboat.

Oh my god your Mom's ass is so epic I'd love to road boat that.

by Rex514 May 3, 2012

throat and boat

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

by REL74 February 26, 2010

thunder water motor boat

When she sticks a finger in his butt while he jerks off and she sits on his face

Don’t worry baby, just stick a finger in my butt and sit in my face and let’s thunder water motor boat

by Laughing boy. April 20, 2019

Louisiana Steam Boat

When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum

“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike

by Utz Cheese March 30, 2020