Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.

The dumb blonde tripped over herself.

by 'suppeeps March 31, 2021

blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.

1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.

by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024

blonde squad

A group of immensely sexy girls that all have a similarity of blonde hair. They are all amazing and tend to blind people with how beautiful they are. It's not easy being a part of blonde squad because people are always watching you, hoping to pick up or learn to be as amazing, sexy, perfect, as the blonde squad. Typically, blonde squad members are indefinitely gorgeous and can eat a bunch of food without putting on weight. On average, members eat 3 cookies a day and 2 bowls of pineapple.

Girl 1:"OMG, is that the blonde squad?"
Guy 2:"If they look perfect, amazing, and like they have a sense of humor , it totally is"
Girl 1:"I wish IIIII was part of the blonde squad"

by blondeeeeeeeee December 14, 2017

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

The Blonde Paradox

Blonde women come naturally stupid

Y/n: That makes no sense!
Y/n2: she’s experiencing the Blonde paradox

by Evanafex January 31, 2023

Blonde Bob Baddie

Someone who has a blonde Bob and slays everyday. Not everyone with a blonde Bob can be a blonde Bob baddie,it’s a lifestyle not a hair style.

Liv is my favourite blonde Bob baddie!

by Iconicblondebob June 11, 2022

dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018