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National kiss a blonde day

12. of january is for kissing your blonde girlfriend or friend!!!.
by wowowow January 12, 2024
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blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.
1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.
by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024
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Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish
“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine
by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023
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Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards
by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020
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Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
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Dumb Blonde Bitch

A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.
by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024
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Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!
“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
by apokalypz May 14, 2025
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