V biscuit

A slang term that is used to refer to a woman's vagina, without sounding dirty or perverted.

I hear Erika's got a pretty tight va.... V biscuit.

by ConnecticutthaBoss April 22, 2011

Biscuit whipper

Young child or young person.

He's not very old, he's only a biscuit whipper.

by Jazzpancake March 5, 2017

trouser biscuit

I female wearing short shorts where portions of her pubic hair occasionally become exposed.

While she was warming up, I could see her trouser biscuit.

by BazookaJoe May 28, 2008

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009

Shitter biscuit

Otherwise known as the gluteus maximus, ass, nalgas, donk or fundio

I will hit you in your shitter biscuit.

by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016

Biscuit Weaver

A person who will travel at any length for a good biscuit; one who searches for biscuits at any cost, namely weaving through traffic (vehicular or pedestrian) without regard for their own or others safety

I told my friends I was taking the trip to see my parents but this drive South is for my inner biscuit weaver

Don’t be a biscuit weaver, there’s no need to push and shove, there are are biscuits for everyone.

by biscuitweaverpro July 7, 2021

Biscuit dunker

A rude person who openly dunks their confectionary into someone else's hot drink - the worst are those who have bitten the biscuit 1st

Laura just dunked her half water biscuit in to my tea - who would do such a thing.

That McMillan is the biggest biscuit dunker I know

by Darwin pops August 24, 2016