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bending my whistle

To annoy, aggravate, or upset. Similar to jerk my chain, grind my gears, or twist my nipple. Refers both to the fact that a damaged whistle will not sound and also to bending the pitch of a whistle's note, i.e. changing one's mood (in this case, for the worse). Some read slight sexual innuendo in it.
"Did Leroy send you another stupid chain email?"
"Man, that guy is really bending my whistle."
by Josh Bruins January 11, 2008
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Bendy Spot

Noun
The spot in which a larger persons knee should be, except instead of a knee cap there are jello filled wire hangers called Bendy Spots.
Alex, just let me punch you in the bendy spot.
by Stephan Daniels September 29, 2008
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bender

a term describing a compassionate, loving, yet silly person who keeps hearts under lock and key, forever under their watch
Ryan: I'm never letting you go, love.
Elaine: You're such a bender!
by greekprincess95 January 16, 2013
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bendee

A person on the receiving end of rear/posterior sexual penetration.

A suck-up
I refuse to be a bendee.
by Ikebe August 20, 2006
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Bender

A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.
Damn. That guy is a real Bender.
by CockThunder November 6, 2014
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ass bender

One who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their ass bent backwards!
My exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because I was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while I was out of town. However, because he is such an "ass bender", he didn't realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.
by The coolest chic ever! September 1, 2011
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gender bender

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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