Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
by %Boiiii December 11, 2016
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jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.
Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.
by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020
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Sneak Attack

The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation
Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack
by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019
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Batt Attack

Q: Why'd you hang up on me?
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.

Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.
by Flip Dinero October 25, 2011
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ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves
Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo
by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022
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autie attack

An autie attack is when an autistic person gets an autistic seasure and starts breaking/killing everything around him/her.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.
Oh no, -insert autistic heterosexual male here- is getting touched by a girl. I can see him charging for an autie attack.
by RectumMoistEruption October 12, 2017
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Gigaschnack Attack

A distant cousin of the BigMac Attack, a Gigaschnack Attack is the inexorable urge to purchase and consume massive quantities of low quality highly processed vending machine food.

Abbr. GSA
Person 1"Hey are going to get dinner tonight?"

Person 2"Naw, I'll probably just have a gigaschnack attack later"

Person 1, "I say, you haven't eaten all day, you must be starving!"

Person 2"Naw that aint me, I had a 5000 calorie GSA earlier"
by SCL202 March 03, 2011
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