ham rammer

Person who loves to ream out the corn cannon.

Elton John is a ham rammer

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

ham dancing

Ejacaulating while singing 3 little pigs during video streaming

I had a great time ham dancing with my girl while she was on vacation.

by The og texas hammer April 25, 2017

Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.

"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"

by Pennington March 06, 2003

split ham

Casual sex.

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

by LongShelfLife August 19, 2018

Ham On The Bone

Slang for big ass

That girl got to much ham on the bone for you to handle bro.

by DFA1983 June 13, 2018

Baggy Ham

A ladies particularly protruding labia minora and/or majora.

''Bloody hell, that pensioners baggy ham must be a metre long''

by natedawg99 January 03, 2012

ham spatula

flat butt

bitch got ham spatula

by miikeonthecob June 10, 2011