I love you like a brother

Something you say to someone that you care so much about but, you dont think of them in a sexual way. The words that most guys find insulting, especially if they have loved you , but not as a sister, and will never think of you like a sister. This creates a lot of tension and heartbreak.

Lindsay: Actaully, I love you like a brother
Jordan: Well i'm never going to think of you like a sister so stop saying that to me.
Lindsay: Why not? Aren't I important to you?
Jordan: I will never think of you like that so stop trying.

by raee.xx October 25, 2008

I like you for who you are

i'll let you fuck me because you're rich

rich old guy: "hey young girl wanna date me?"
Macauly Culkin: "yes i like you for who you are"

by obi wan kefucktard June 1, 2004

i will ruin you

An enraged individual with a personal vendetta towards someone else. The byproduct will certainly be social humiliation or at some extremes...death.

"You just fucked my ex boyfriend? I will ruin you." - Nicole

by MikeyLikesIt June 16, 2017

i heard you weren't sure

An uncommon inquiry to sexual orientation identity issues.

christian crowley: i'm not gonna lie kid, i heard you weren't sure.

by CrucifyThis May 2, 2005

I love you to the moon and back

A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)

'happy bday to my darling husband colin i love you to the moon and back xxx'

by Sassyplease November 11, 2014

i wish you were a derivative

The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

by Nick Shatan April 11, 2007

i love you babe

meaning he/she loves you self-explenatory

i love you babe, marie

by yurielo September 25, 2022