Alyssa

Alyssa is a funny loyal friend. Alyssa will always make you smile no matter what. Alyssa is very empathetic and can match your energy. If there is an Alyssa in your life, you will forever be happy.

Alyssa: Hi

by lkibuvyggg February 25, 2023

Alyssa

Alyssa is an amazing, epic girl who is way better than her best friend, she is very epicer and her best friend don’t even know the definition of epic, so just remember, Alyssa is very epic.

Guy: OMG LOOK AT ALYSSA
Girl: OMG SHE IS SO EPIC
Girl 2: LOOK ST HER BEST FRIEND THEY ARENT EVEN AS EPIC AS HER

by anonymous July 15, 2021

Alyssa

A girl fat ass like her ass is so fat like it’s so big..

Guy 1: YOOO did you see Alyssa’s ass today it was looking extra juicy!
Guy 2: Dude wtf 😬

by IMTHEKILL4 March 30, 2022

Alyssa p.

someone who is gay as shit but is loved by all

Alyssa p. Is a sexc beast and is one of a kind we love her.

by Neidjsrbfi June 28, 2020

Alyssa

South Indian supporter and North Indian hater!

Alyssa hates men

by LightSarkakin July 19, 2022

Alyssa

An ugly looking girl that was possibly beautiful and beaming as a child. But puberty came around and fucked her up

Omg. Did you see Alyssa? She was so cute as a kid. What happened to her??

by ...Sam_antha... December 7, 2019

alyssa goretzka

the hottest and sexiest person to ever live

“wow theyre so hot and sexy”
“oh its just alyssa goretzka”

by hsbwjdwnskskenfncnskwkrnd November 25, 2021