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Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
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Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.
"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."
by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025
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ALYSSA MOHAMMED

Alyssa Mohammed is a beautiful specimen. LIKE DAWG IDK HOW SOMEONE COULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND CHARASMATIC. SHE SOO FINE AND AT THE SAME TIME SHE SO BEAUTIFULLY FIESTY

However before alluh men start simping for she SHE BELONGS TO ME ( not in the controlling way ofc)

SHE IS MINESS IM NOT SHARINGG
SHE SO ADORABLE
I WANNA BITE SHE FACE
IT HAVE OTHER THINGS I WANNA TYPE BUT CAN'T

cough nice ass cough

She's mine tho
Alyssa Mohammed is the most beautiful creation there is

Alyssa Mohammed is amazing

Alyssa Mohammed belongs to Nibby
by takeurmom August 7, 2025
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ALyssA

ALYssaA can you help me scoup my poop
by Pansit May 9, 2023
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Alyssa O’Connell

She’s the greatest girl in the world been through many heart breaks issues pain and still makes time for everyone she’s the best girl that has ever come in to this world and she’ll never think it but I’ll always try to make her
Alyssa O’Connell is so beautiful I love you
by By a noah January 27, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa she does not take shit from anyone when she dosent like some thing she will tell u straight up she is not one to fight but will if she has to she is bubbly an a light of joy when she's around your sure to have a good time
Student-1

alyssa not here who going to máke this class fun

Student-2 your right i wonder where she's at
by María1019 July 3, 2019
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Alyssa

alyssa is the sweetest girl you’ll meet. she is fiercely loyal to her friends and will always be there to talk or go on a night car ride and blast music. alyssa is always a good time and everyone loves her vibe. alyssa is very beautiful and is constantly rejecting boys.
Me:yeah alyssa is coming over
you: omg i love alyssa she’s so hot
by honest_girl March 21, 2022
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