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Alpha Matt 

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT
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Alpha male 

No man who calls himself this is an alpha male it normally means he has fragile masculinity and or mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom"
Alpha male by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021

Alpha male 

A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*
Alpha male by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021

Alpha Hoss 

Any absolute meat shack whomst shall not be fucked with. The big dawg in any scenario.
Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."

Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
Alpha Hoss by Guido Pepperoni January 3, 2022

Alpha duo 

A twosome consisting of a male and female. Male and Male or Female and Female. Protective of each other. Will stop at nothing to secure safety, trust and understanding in this duo. Will fight for each other
That Alpha duo is so messed up. They act like a dramatic couple.
Alpha duo by Alphachick January 18, 2022

alpha industries 

a clothing brand that's popular in Cyprus and all the popular kids wear it because they think it's cool
"I got that 200 euro alpha industries jacket yesterday, I bet the bitches are gonna call me hot"
alpha industries by halloumaki February 16, 2022

alpha male 

An alpha male (or dominant male) is a male that likes to dominate other men sexually.
Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."