by Stewthecunt March 27, 2016
Get the African Mud Packermug. a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
Get the african porch monkeymug. by Cherry Poppins November 15, 2017
Get the african slush puppymug. The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 9, 2017
Get the African Father of the Seven Drug Lordsmug. Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.
You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.
by DSoPaB April 6, 2017
Get the West African Burnermug. Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.
by Trust me I'm a doctor. February 2, 2025
Get the African House Sparrowmug. African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Methodmug.