durham academy

an absolutely shit school where half the kids are drug addicts and drive sExY cars paid for by their daddies, while the other half plays riptide on their ~ukuleles~ BUT paula marr is an absolute fucking god and if your lucky enough to have her, you'll be cured of your depression(caused by durham academy) for at least 50 min a day.

the highlight of my day at durham academy is hiding a moto moto for paula marr to find each day.

by motomotonamessonice April 1, 2019

Academic Consultant

A grandiose windbag who bullshits for a fee. They can't do anything useful, so they enter teaching, but they find out they can't teach very well so they try to teach teachers, but the teacher they teach think they are tossers, so they become academic consultants.

Chas: Who the fuck is that grandiose tosser at the front of the room who keeps bullshitting?

Nick: He's what's called an Academic Consultant. Tosser.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

Academic Prostitute

A person who does academic work (i.e. writing papers, completing homework, etc.) for others, for money in return.

Person 1: Wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: Can't. I have to write that entire English paper tonight.
Person 1: Why not just hire Ben, that academic prostitute, to do it for you?

by anonymous11097 January 2, 2012

Reach academy

A school where the teachers believe they're edgy and cool when really their lessons make the students want to kill themsleves. It's a school for those who believe they're smarter and better than the rest of the teenagers in the shitty area

Reach academy is a shit hole

by HowAboutNoMotherFucker June 15, 2017

scholars' academy

It is extremely overrated. The teachers cannot teach to save their life or JOB. Everybody dated everybody, the girls are mad nasty in the bathrooms: leaving shit in the toilet and bloody period pads on the floor or in the toilet. They leave blood drops and pee on the toilet seat. The boys are mad nasty too. Drama every hour on the hour for nothing. The school is overall bad.

Scholars' Academy is a dub.

by Keeping it Real Boo... November 16, 2018

Belfairs Academy

A school full of the rich kids of Leigh-on-Sea that act like chavs and think there on piss

Boy: This boy was proper piping up and when I asked him to buck me he blocked me
Other boy: what school he go?
Boy: belfairs academy
Other boy: that’s about right

by I’mNotAWeird80YearOldMan October 23, 2019

Shenley Academy

Because getting a 60 minute detention in the first 10 minutes of the lesson will help all our lives

they didnt get 1 gcse because they talked during the 10 minute silence in yr7 at Shenley Academy

by roopiedoo December 23, 2019