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Aspestis

1.) A commonly used term for asbestos, but with a much more abrasive appearence; often abrasive enough to make someone cringe upon seeing it in writing or text.

2.) An asbestos like material that is far more dangerous than actual asbestos, and is often used to celebrate the rememberance of 9-11 by blowing it into the house of one's neighbor after setting a pile of money on fire.

3.) A word often mistaken as a mis-spelling of the word 'asbestos' by people who have no idea how fatal and dangerous aspestis actually is, and in some cases, people may not even be familiar with aspestis because the governments of the world have been trying to keep it a secret by distracting the masses with less dangerous materials such as asbestos.

4.) A word that only a genius would use.

5.) A material developed by scientist in Sweden to be used as an alternate fuel source for military purposes only.

6.) Superman's second weakness, aside from krytonite.
Johny: "I recently set a pile of money on fire, and blew some aspestis in to my neighbors house for them to injest."

Kevin: "I'm surprised you know what aspestis is. You must be a member of Mensa. I never knew you were a genius!"

Johny: "Only an idiot wouldn't be familiar with aspestis."
by CaptainSausagePants September 13, 2011
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Lyrikal AssassinZ

From Da 'Burbs to Da Chi', 12 Gauge-Don Juan,Kamikaze-LunatikLuva,Raypest-J-Olson, Have made the most formidable rap group
All my niggaz All my women get buk,SquadUp, put up cha handz letz tear da bitch up,ladiez make lame niggaz give up da doe,Playaz run ya game n' ball and fuk da ho, Ready to go get down while I be bangin wit bass,dont change tha pace let'cha body maintain da shape, Go n ya pocket pull out a G wave it around, Check how I rock it And tell me can u hang wit da Sound, I Slo it down, Speed it up,Thro it Up Wen I rock a party cuz I heat it up, Got chiks Pockets stik game tite Lookin great Playa Hate Niggaz sayin it aint rite, Gargantua, Stompin a tarantula,Da Phantom of da opera, Rockin ya Damn Im 2 popula Hol ya handz High like I got tha glock 2 ya-Lyrikal Assassinz Anthem
by Young D aka Ka-Z alias Divine November 28, 2003
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assed

when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.
"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg
by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005
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assassin

I messed up this MMORPG character so bad, it's as crappy as a Ragnarok Online assassin
by Alexia March 27, 2005
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Half-Assed Superman

When a man goes to fuck a girl in the ass, but puts his cock only half-way in, then throws up all over his cock and the girls ass, and continues fucking her.
Person 1: "Dude, I did a half-assed superman with my girl last night!"

Person 2: "Ew! That's fucking sick!"
by Mew Novocaine November 4, 2010
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Deadly Assassins

A Street Gang In Cape Coral, Florida.
Their Colors Are Green & Black. They Hang Out Mostly In Central Cape Coral.
The Deadly Assassins Just Did A Drive-By By Cape Coral High School.
by Da401Hustla* August 31, 2005
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Silicon Assassin

Silicon Assassin is a gamer name used to win the most extreme matches. Only the best gamers in the world ever use this screen name. Currently there is only one true Silicon Assassin.
"That Silicon Assassin is a sure good gamer, he kicked everone in *N* game". Where is says *N*, insert any game title.
by Stephen Wills July 31, 2006
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