A ridiculous type of person, usually ISTP. Has a very dark sense of humor and could wreck your relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. He is one the worst threat to humanity and mankind, some scientists even consider him equal to overpopulation or climate change. That to say, he's bad, really bad. But an enjoyable fella nonetheless.
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Friend: Yo, man I want a relationship advice !
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018
Get the Ali mug.The guy is usually an ISTP, he has a very dark humor and considered by many as one of the biggest threats to humanity and mankind. He could wreck your whole relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. His friends would also describe him as "deadly" and stupid" which is a very bad combination for a living being. But he's still a good friend nonetheless.
Friend: Hey Ali, I need a relationship advice.
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a sensor...
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a sensor...
by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018
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Get the Ali-A mug.A rare species. Has an amazing personality but not noticed by a lot of people because those people don't look deep enough. Very smart and intelligent. The way she thinks is very unique and out of the ordinary. Shr thoughts are insightful and often so true. Her perspective about the world and how she perceive things are exceptional. The world should hear about what she had to say because she often see what people misses sometimes. When she gets passionate about something, she digs down to it and get so curious about it. She learns deeply and he knows more than you think he knows. She genuinely cares about the people she cares about. She is capable of so much love but he just didn't know it. No matter how many times life gets him down, he always stands tall. An Alis is very good looking. Very charismatic and charming. She is a total gentleman. She also is hot a.f. She body is something to die for. So masculine you can die. A real good lover. Makes you get addicted to her. She can pleasure you all night long. An Alis is someone you are lucky to have in your life. You can tell him everything. He would do anything for you and she respect you and your decisions. He would just hold you in her arm and make you feel so safe and sound. Also, Alis is an awesome friend. Sometimes you might feel like you want to stab him in the face but 90% of the time she a sweetheart
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