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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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Act 3ing

When a girl (usually bigger but thats just preference jumps on your thing and wont let it up.
"you know yasuho was act 3ing tf outa my nards this morning."
by Carter Grohall September 6, 2025
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Intentional Act

"To this point, we do believe that the explosion was an intentional act," police spokesman Don Aaron told reporters.
by Chaitan December 26, 2020
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Act Dry Day

May 3rd is Act Dry Day. Become as dry as you possibly can to your friends or someone close you.
Chrysler: Why’s Bone acting so dry?
Jim: act dry day
Chrysler: k.
by Jiua1345 May 2, 2022
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National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019
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Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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