a person who breakes big objects with smaller objects using his/hers own phyical strengh and mental stamina, the hulk is a bear tank because of his destructive nature.
by Bear Tank July 31, 2010
When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
by Poop Dillah January 30, 2013
Keir Bear is the beautifullest, coolest, and nicest person ever. You’ll be lucky to befriend one or even find one in the wild. They are very sensitive at first but will warm up to you rather quickly if your cool. Keir Bears are very ✨aesthetic✨ And look like they came straight from Pinterest because that’s how perfect they are. Go find yourself a Keir Bear, it can only do good. <3
Person 1: Who’s your bestie?
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best
PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3
Fern: Keir Bear ofc she’s the best
PS: Keira of your reading this I love you <3
by FERNSMILEYFACE April 27, 2022
Long and excessive back hair that cannot be reached so it could be shaved. At least by normal means. You could always mount a shaving unit to a post and act like a bear by "scratching" your back on it.
The man asked his coworker if he could help shave his bear wings.
He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.
Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.
He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.
Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.
by davidmai April 01, 2015
by loewkey November 26, 2016
nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
by MayMay27 September 26, 2009
Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.
Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!
Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!
Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018