Papa bear

The person who I play as in the school play

Yo papa bear u are the goatfather

by JoshbigGaeWhoStealMyGirl June 16, 2019

Bear-Coma

\ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\

(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.

He was able to stay up well past three A.M. because he took a bear-coma in the afternoon.

by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011

Bear Tank

a person who breakes big objects with smaller objects using his/hers own phyical strengh and mental stamina, the hulk is a bear tank because of his destructive nature.

bear tank smash big rock with smaller rock

by Bear Tank August 2, 2010

Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .

Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears

by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019

a-bear-tion

just like an abortion, but for bears, and you have to use a sledgehamah

dat bear got an a-bear-tion

by tehdudeofdudes August 22, 2012

together bears

A together bears is a couple that does ABSOLUTELY everything together. Obsessively compulsive about being together at all times.

OMG HALEY and BRAYAN are such "together bears"

by Gbrayan May 16, 2019

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013