Choke The Turkey

Beating the meat on good ol' Thanksgiving.

Man, it's Thanksgiving and I couldn't be more thankful for being able to Choke the Turkey.

by TheHooligan November 27, 2010

Gurkey Turkey

A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass

James: Man I forgot to wipe

Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!

by penis_potato April 29, 2021

Turkey Jerkey

1. An act of masturbation in which a female partner uses her hand to manually stimulate a man’s penis.
2. Incomplete stimulation of a man's penis.
3. Description of ANY sexual act on a female by a male partner.

1. My girlfriend gave me a turkey Jerkey in the movie theater. My popcorn now has extra butter.
2. Lisa gave me a Turkey Jerky. I had to stop her because my dick got sore.
3. Lisa came over last night for some Turkey Jerkey. She was walking funny when she left!

by Big EJW December 15, 2008

Squeezing the Turkey

The act of taking a piss

Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME

by Joe Shmoey May 11, 2011

Jive Turkey

One who buys bowling shoes and can't break 90

Darryls a jive turkey

by Yoloswag4jesus December 23, 2015

Turkey hole

When a man puts his entire head inside of a woman’s peehole

Jerry’s surprised us all with his new POV porn film inside the turkey hole.

by CoxNnnDix November 6, 2017

wild turkey

A very large bird that likes to hang out around my house and watch me do the dishes.

I jumped when I saw a wild turkey stare at me.

by BondGirl007 August 1, 2003