Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.
Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!
by pens0087 July 22, 2009
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Where-Tard

A Where-Tard is a vile creature that starts off human but then either scratched or bitten by a Where-Tard,as the infection starts to spread through the hosts body the victim will start feeling their I.Q. level drop and they'll start to have the urge to have sex with inanimate objects,once the infection has completely taken over the infected human now a Where-Tard will turn completely and utterly mentally disabled only on a full moon and more involintary impulses will arrive,such as the urge to repeatedly smash their heads against walls,eat migets, as well as still have a very low I.Q. and want to have sex with inamimate objects. Be cautious of these creatures for they are very dangerous.
Beware the mighty Where-Tard.
by Tommy Buns 654 May 22, 2013
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tard wit

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded
Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit
by --Jordan-- August 01, 2006
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R-Tard

R-Tard - a person of limited intelligence who ignores social distancing and causing the R Nought to increase and further lock down measures
Did you see what he did last weekend and went to the beach? What an R-Tard, we will be in lockdown forever now
by JaiBo May 20, 2020
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shit tard

when a retard shits all over the floor and walls
dam thats alota shit tard
by shit tard December 07, 2021
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Cane Tards

A term of reference for players, management and especially fans of Townsville-based, Australian A-League Football (Soccer)club, North Queensland Fury.

The term is a derivative of 'tard', used in reference to all things Melbourne Victory, another A-League club, but expanded to incorporate a reference to Cane Toads, which are a local pest.

The term was originally coined on a Sydney FC internet forum.
Fan 1: Who are we playing in Round 1?

Fan 2: We're up against the Cane Tards, easy win.
by Jubal1 April 20, 2009
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tard cart

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.
Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.
by white mamba December 12, 2006
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