by eclipse123 January 6, 2018

by Bing Chilling Cena June 15, 2022

by randy mmmm(: March 13, 2011

yashveer tum randi k bacche ho , gandu yashveer, aaj yahsveer randi kothe me chudne aayi hai
Yashveer randi hai
Yashveer randi hai
by CACERIE August 27, 2022

A musical genius and towering yet benevolent God amongst men, especially manlets. This universally venerated six-foot tall idol has a global cult following of manlets. The obsessed fanboy manlets are known to hold microscopic parades on his birthday and for the construction of elaborate statues of Saint Newman, as the stunted manlets affectionately call him, even going so far as to name their dwarfish offspring after him. Well-known, beloved and highly respected for his brilliant sense of humor and the profundity of his insight into important social issues, two of of Randy Newman's countless smash hits are "Short People" (the anthem of manletism) and "You've Got a Friend in Me" (unless you're a manlet).
Lol, why are those soaking wet manlets holding hands while lying in that tiny puddle over there? Randy Newman sometimes goes for a walk in this neighborhood. The besotted manlets have formed an improvised miniature pontoon bridge in eager anticipation of their hero's potential arrival. They have been floating there like that for hours now. The puddle must be like a lake to those utterly insignificant little manlet boys. Surely they will later frolic around and play grab-ass like the elfish fairies that they are. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024

Randy- proper noun- an entitled male with a laid back, nerdy charm capable of hypnotizing women into a total mindfuck. He will not commit to one woman- he prefers to recycle them. He feels no shame in his game. Randys are amazing lovers and dangerous, unassuming soul-sucking vampires.
"Your boyfriend is a total Randy."
"He's not a Randy! It only happened 5 times and he promised he'd never cheat again. And no, he hasn't called me in days but he's a sweetheart. He wants to marry me!"
"He's not a Randy! It only happened 5 times and he promised he'd never cheat again. And no, he hasn't called me in days but he's a sweetheart. He wants to marry me!"
by #randy September 19, 2022

An Instagram account posting memes who also posted OF ads, betraying his followers. To offset this backlash Randy promised a face reveal which was never posted.
by Super smart person April 24, 2024
