The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days
by KamCarey July 12, 2021
by jojothekoolkat February 06, 2022
Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing
by G0M3R PYLE April 02, 2016
by Jokerquey October 22, 2017
A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.
Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*
Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*
by Chillbro March 17, 2017
The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.
OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!
King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer October 02, 2015
by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT November 04, 2015