Maria is a lesbian who can sometimes be funny ,sweet and a kiss ass when she wants something but can be a devil walking earth when she’s mad or annoyed and can be a total bitch when she in relationships she likes to take thinks slow but she also suck kids dicks that she just met a day ago behind bleachers and is a restart that is sometimes good and bad at lying and is sometimes disrespectful when she doesn’t like something if you get her mad enough she will go off on you she is really outgoing and friendly she also burps a lot and annoys the shit out of people most the time but is really cool to hang with and funny in a special Way is that friend of the group who always recorded everything and everyone else hyped you up listens to ur bullshit and problems and is sometimes awkward is y’all skinny but in a good way clear skin nice smile and sometimes has a mustache and has a beaner couch and doesn’t have papers she’s also part of the small titties committee.fuck you maria avilez
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Get the maria uvalle mug.maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
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