"jeff is a little pussy"
by jeffhassmalldick123 August 29, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Jeffmug. Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.
Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
by Addicted27 February 4, 2024
Get the Jeffmug. my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.
my name jeff!
by dikpik53 February 13, 2018
Get the my name jeffmug. by *O*O*O*O(()()()() March 6, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019
Get the jeff rowemug. Jeff is a meme... a dead meme. It is a meme from the movie 22 Jump Street. The meme goes like this My name jeff like the pyrocynnical (daddy) says it. Or My name is jeff. You can use is or not :D
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by MyJeffIsGood March 6, 2017
Get the My Name Is Jeffmug.