The sweetest, kindest, most loving person you'll ever meet. Strong, rugged, and handsome to boot!! Possibly perfect husband and father material!
by Chi Ichigawa December 18, 2012

jeff randell is an icon. usually seen rocking a blue t-shirt brown shorts and socks with sliders. if you go near him he will immediately ask if you have sanitized properly.
by jackdgpog February 10, 2021

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self
3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self
3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023

by PokeBread December 12, 2018

by Sk11py February 14, 2021

A Fricking ALPHA chad, who gets babes like they're ants on his food. He is considered a alpha chad, who is the dominating form of all chads. No matter what definition your name has, Jeff is the pure form of a god who has absorbed the sheer fricking power of all chads that exist in this small universe. He is the considered the god of peace, (seriously, look it up) and he is a god damn CHAD
by Some chad :I June 20, 2020

lügen, ausreden,
1: ich schwöre des war so
2: jaja jeff mal nicht so
1: des hat mir Colin erzählt
2: der Jeffed nur
1: das war alles gejeffed
2: jaja jeff mal nicht so
1: des hat mir Colin erzählt
2: der Jeffed nur
1: das war alles gejeffed
by Knooperboii June 10, 2020
