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Jeff :
A name that is only
given
to
people
who were in the womb too
long
.
Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My
names
Jeff-
Me: (starts running away)
eww
get away
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Jeff
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The_monster_under_your_bed
July 21, 2019
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