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Jon

The world’s most okayest brother.
Might never come out of the game room.
Always eats all the food, but is a good cook and it makes up for it.
Boy scout extraordinaire.
“Jon took all the food to the game room, and ate it all.”
“He’s making dinner though, which makes up for it. He makes a mean salmon.”
by Notmyname523 December 20, 2020
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Jon Jones

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.
by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024
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jon-luke

Jon-Luke A know it all who is a 4.0 and dose not care anymore he works in a nuclear lab
Jon-Luke is skipping again
by Ban_me_if_you_can November 20, 2019
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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018
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Jon

Jon is often an under-appreciated name. Many other urban dictionary definitions claim that Jon is a hoe, a player, just a complete shitbag. I say otherwise because my Jon is a very caring, ambitious, handsome, young determined man who will succeed in life.
Oh my Jonnyyy boy!!! I love you!
by asianchiccaa01 January 28, 2021
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Jon-Alan

he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
by Your a Nigga February 17, 2021
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young jon

A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money
Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her
by 123456k May 14, 2018
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