Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.

Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!

by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022

gabbys ass

noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.

That girl over there has such a gabbys ass.

by stefan buff November 13, 2013

ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

ass tarantula

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009

Ass heaves

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.

After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.

by WW_OZ August 20, 2009

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013