Bull tard

A person with the last name bullard who is retarted and annoying, and often Jewish

That kid was such as bull tard no one would sit next to him at lunch

by stanimal51 June 12, 2016

cart tard

A tard hired by a retailer to collect shopping carts. Derogatory term for same. Note: although this description is based on people with various developmental disabilities, it should be understood that they are generally working to the best of their abilities and are therefore blameless. This term is best applied to allegedly normal people who are severely underachieving.

I couldn't find anything carry my stuff because the cart tard was too busy picking his nose for a snack.

by Spanky Smackety May 19, 2007

Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

by pens0087 July 21, 2009

shit tard

when a retard shits all over the floor and walls

dam thats alota shit tard

by shit tard December 7, 2021

tard wit

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded

Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit

by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008

Numpti Tard

1. A person possessed of exceedingly stupid opinions.

2. A person who uses wild gesticulations of the hands and arms to explain an exceedingly stupid idea.

3. A person who displays distain for the attributes of others whale simultaneously displaying exceedingly stupid attributes of their own.

"He is a numpti tard"

by Word hermit September 10, 2011

tard cart

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.

Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.

by white mamba December 14, 2006