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primo pussy

An excellent vagina, perfect for engaging in sexual activity with.
(jacking off)
(vagina close up)
"Ayyy that's some primo pussy"
What you say when someone tells you something but you don’t care
You got a new phone that’s prim
Prim by I.E.I October 25, 2019

Optimum Pride 

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Optimum Pride by Optimum Pride November 3, 2021

pitch-in pride perker

pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.
Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"

Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.

Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.

Briggsy Prize 

An art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the Turner Prize. Entrants for the Briggsy Prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child's mitten, the word "talent" written on an Etch-a-sketch and a Christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the Scunthorpe Yellow Pages.
Art critic: What piece are you currently working on?

Artist: I've got a polystyrene box which I've painted purple and filled with baked apples. It represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you're in the shower.

Art critic: Should make the shortlist for the Briggsy Prize.
Briggsy Prize by Colin Cummerbund December 14, 2006

Gamer Pride Month

Gamer Pride Month is a month to celebrate the most oppressed group, Gamers. Society oppresses gamers every day, we deserve time to celebrate who we are. The exact month is undecided as of July 1st, 2019, however small groups of gamers have set their own months out for gamer pride such as July and November.

The reasons i like November for Gamer Pride is the following:
Weather is at the optimal time to have an excuse to stay inside, as it’s cold, so no bright sunny days, yet just too warm for snow more often than not.
“Gamer Pride Month should be in july”
“No it needs to be in november
“Why can’t it just be june?”
“It has to be december!”
“Why are we having this argument again?”