Heavy Metal

The best damn thing you’ll ever hear

You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy

by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021

The Heavy of the World

Fat Jesus

Fat Jesus is the Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Heavies

Large breasts.

Alex Jones: “you guys wanna see my beautiful body?”
Akaash: “let’s see those fuckin heavies”
Everyone (chanting): “heavies! heavies! heavies!”

by stillvillager June 26, 2021

Gold Heavy

1. A big jewelry store with loads of gold for sale
2. A woman who wears lots of gold jewelry/necklaces/bracelets, rings, earrings, etc.
3. A goldmine with lots of unexcavated gold.

A: Look at that girl. She looks gorgeous.
B: She's gold heavy. She should be loaded.

by Kermode Bear January 28, 2019

Flying heavy

Ancient historical phrase having come up many times in past writings from 1650 B.C. - 1849. The two words had deep correlation with each other during the beginning of the English language being created. Together the two words create a certain frequency that repel all natural forces of negative frequencies. Now, on the other end of the spectrum, if the two words are speparated yet still in the same context they attract all natural forces of positive/ fully abundant frequencies.

That man never has a bad day, he’s really flying heavy!

by Officialconspiracys April 22, 2018

Flying heavy

Ancient historical phrase having come up many times in past writings from 1650 B.C. - 1849. The two words had deep correlation with each other during the beginning of the English language being created. Together the two words create a certain frequency that repel all natural forces of negative frequencies. Now, on the other end of the spectrum, if the two words are speparated yet still in the same context they attract all natural forces of positive/ fully abundant frequencies.

That man never has a bad day, he’s really flying heavy!

by Officialconspiracys April 22, 2018