National Claping Day

It’s the day where you grab your girlfriend/wifes and rail them on the bed!

It’s every September 8th.

Dude, aren’t you excited for National Claping Day tommorow?

by CalebsStudios July 01, 2021

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 30, 2021

National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia

Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.

by GHUNdu February 07, 2022

National be a bitch day

To be a bitch and not care what people think of you

Person 1: it’s national be a bitch day!
Person 2: now I can tell people to fuck their mom!

by Pastel_draws July 30, 2024

National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 08, 2022

National Smack ass day

December 6National Smack ass day Walk to any girl/guy and smack their ass

National smack ass day means you can hit anyones butt
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world

by Steph..323 December 04, 2021

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018