by Loathsome Dung Eater November 11, 2022

by ozzy wozzy November 1, 2020

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023

by anonymous September 22, 2023

by J. Derringer April 21, 2023

by eddidwuiiudihwiiduheduecucehi November 14, 2020

Luke cutforth / Lukeisnotsexy
by Willowjcowie August 30, 2017
