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Jerk off

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik
by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025
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Miking Off

When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.
I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.
by teabag2511 May 3, 2018
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Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.
"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024
mugGet the Take the hood off the hawkmug.

half off sale

don't mess with her . shes a half off sale
by realdeer June 8, 2016
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off their prawns

To be very very intoxicated.
Look at Sam man, they are of their off their prawns.

Yeah I know Jenny was totaly off her prawns last night too.
by BlockII November 28, 2011
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falling off the dumpster

The point of time in a series where the writers can no longer keep the audience engaged through a good plot and instead resort to ridiculous gimmicks to try and keep interest in the series going. Named after the Season 6 “Thank you” episode from “The Walking Dead” where Steven Yeun’s character fell of a dumpster into a sea of zombies and his fate was not addressed for another four episodes. In the interim, cast and crew were vague about the character’s fate and Steven Yeun’s name was removed from the credits. However, it was eventually revealed that the character miraculously survived unscathed (see “Jumping the Shark”).
"Did you see that episode of 'Red Oaks' I told you about?"

"Yeah, man, that show totally fell off the dumpster"

Falling off the dumpster
by ViewTagCloud March 14, 2016
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Ballin off the lot

Exiting the parking lot in an opulent vehicle
Ballin off the lot with my homie on the regular dawg

When I balled off the lot - that’s stuntin
by WussyGang February 21, 2023
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