When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.
Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.
by Aaron December 19, 2003
The act of bitching and whinning about anything and everything during sex giving ones partnher no peace at all and making it hard to perform effectively however after orgasim is achieved the partner then discovers...she purposely didn't take her birth control trapping him for life!!
Damn all Holly did the whole time we were having sex was bitch about why I didn't come straight over to her house after getting off work, I couldn't even get a shower and a bite to eat...then when we were done she goes..."Oh bye the way, what do you think about naming our kid Bob?" hence the Dirty Holly was born...no pun intended.
by TheRedDevil666 October 16, 2008
When you stick your finger up your ass and and stick it in your friends face.But there has to be shit on it.
by Jacoby DIxson July 15, 2006
by TamiPatUconn October 08, 2007
When you’re tagging someone from behind and right as you nut, you rip their mask off, scream “MASK FREE SINCE ‘93”, and shovel a handful of monoclonal antibodies and Ivermectin up their ass.
Yo! I met this dude at the proud boy rally and we started talking 2a rights and bam next thing you know we’re in the john and I gave him a raunchy Dirty DeSantis!
by hXcboyandhiscape September 05, 2021
by Dirty Edo September 11, 2008
the act of dipping your balls into the toilet bowl after using it and having your significant other lick your balls afterwards
by lilOppai March 20, 2021