Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022
Get the Butt lice mug.Originally used being facetious meaning a guy/girl that is carelessly slutty; a person likely to bang someones significant other, knowing they're in a relationship already, showing no sympathy or remorse for who or what it effects; a person likely to have slept with everybody in the area or clik, usually found to be untrustworthy and sneaky
Did you see lusia earlier? She's such a dirty-butt! You can't believe a word that cums out her mouth! Is there anyone around she hasn't screwed already?
by The original DB (clairebear) December 5, 2022
Get the Dirty-butt mug.(Antiquated/not PC.) the term jokes about a #bromance being intimate enough to raise the most crude suspicions of a homosexual, romantic relationship. It does not indicate actual sexual intercourse. There's a nuance to the joke. Southpark was playing with the public's inability to understand metaphor, similar to when their use of #jewbag was an actual change purse carried.
"The ambiguously gay duo" on SNL was also a play on the trope.
Rob and Big, Ryan and Bam, the Blues Brothers, etc, are examples of heterosexual friends who would have been accused of being butt buddies.
"The ambiguously gay duo" on SNL was also a play on the trope.
Rob and Big, Ryan and Bam, the Blues Brothers, etc, are examples of heterosexual friends who would have been accused of being butt buddies.
by Papa Zita December 6, 2022
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Get the I like it in my butt mug.It is what happens to you ear when you pick up a Butt Dial before the inadvertent caller quickly hangs up as you are listening.
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