Noggin Off

a fun and innocent way to say jerking off

Sorry Steve, I don't have time right now, too busy Noggin Off

by totallynoggers December 16, 2020

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Minnesota Mild Off

It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.

"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."

And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.

by Marshall_Eriksen December 14, 2020

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Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.

My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.

by rpcgal November 24, 2022

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Fuck off we're full!

Australian way of saying to foreigners to fuck off back to their own country cos we don't need any more migrants to support.

Fuck off we're full!! Go back to your own country you fucking Ching-chong. Don;t need you out here nipping our nuggets.

by kam75xx February 19, 2024

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Cocked off

When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot

"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."

" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."

" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."

by Skunkpumper October 8, 2022

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