shit breath

Fairly self explanatory. Someone who`s breath smells like shit. Usually caused by bad mouth/throat hygiene. Halitosis is the correct medical term.

"Hey shit breath, Have you been eating your own Pooh again?"

by Assumed identity January 16, 2005

shit show

A ridonculous party or good time.

'As soon a Marty gets out of prison, it's gonna be a shit show!'

by steel julian April 4, 2005

shit a monkey

An expression of disbelief, shock, and utter surprise. Often heard after witnessing an incredible feet, or something that is downright amazing. However, it can also be used in the negative, when one encounters bad luck.

When Dad saw the skier land the two flips, he turned to me and said, "Shit a monkey, did you see that?!"
Or:
Dad muttered 'shit a monkey' when he saw that the tire had been punctured.

by Reed7777 July 6, 2006

Shit-fag

The type of person that goes around and tries to make it so that every single definition on urban dictionary had more dislikes that likes

Oh look, the shit-fags have 'got' to my post...

by Cheese McBurger November 12, 2014

shit bic

Term for a disposable lighter kept in bathroom for the purposes burning out extremely offensive odors.

Roommate 1: "Man, thanks a lot, it smells like something died in the bathroom."

Roommate 2: "Sorry, bra, I couldn't find the shit bic."

by UTSARoadrunner November 19, 2009

shit bag

A bag full of shit

Someone who is a complete gary martin or david reid, possibly both rolled into one...

Gary and david pretending to be tough when they are actually fucking each other constantly with a 10" purple dildo since they dont have penis' between them

by TWONY WITH A T, YOU COCKFACE March 2, 2003

Two Shits

Similar to 'one upper'. Phrase depicting someone who always needs to have gone one better. If you have had one shit that morning he/she will have done two.

Hey Bob, I totally did the biggest crap this morning

Aw... I did "TWO SHITS" shits yesterday

by tippler January 28, 2010